Went over to her place on Fri to check out the dress that Ms Janice had kindly borrowed for me from her 大嫂. It fits nicely! And tat solves my problem. Joei, me and Janice also had a secret meeting at the balcony of Sinta's hse to discuss what we are gonna make Hoon do before we open the door for him to pick up Sinta on that day. haha!
Actually, poor Hoon. Marrying Sinta is already very hard on him.... Now, on his wedding day, he still gotta deal with us (the Jie Meis). Haha! You see, Hoon, Birds of the Same Feather Flock together. Lolx!
The highlight of that night was teaching Hoon to act like an Ah Beng so that he can go pick up Ah Lian girls. It seems like Hoon has a fetish for Ah Lian. Although Sinta qualifies as a Ang Mo Lian but Hoon prefers those traditional kind of Ah Lians. After being rejected "one too many" (Hoon, 2006) times, Hoon has decided to get a crash course from us. Joei and me taught him how to walk first. U know, those typical Ah Beng way of walking.... Legs open wide (as if their dick is too big), hands swing left, right, left, right at the back. Hoon tried his hardest to imitate but at the end, it seems like he's doing some kinda aerobics.
We taught him how to stand also, tapping the foot, shaking the entire body. Joei say he look as if he wants to pee. Haha! Oh well.... Hoon... it looks like you need to practice more. That was my first lesson. Complimentary. Should you need more lessons, do enquire with me on the course fee. Aiya... friend friend, can charge you cheaper one. Haha! I can get you a male coach if you want. He goes by the name Jason Beng...... haha!
Saturday, went for Guohua's ROM celebration with Jac, Jas, Kel, Eug, Adrian, Steven and Meow. Had a buffet dinner there before we proceeded to KTV. Long time no go sing song le.... Sat hor, KBox expensive leh. But 久久一次 lah.... Anyway, it was fun!
Here... I present to you. The 2 Singers of the Era!
That's Adrian and Eug.... Performing their 拿手歌。But I dun remember what song it was.
Me and Jac, 歌后 of the night! wahahahaha!
See how honoured Steven is to be able to take photo with me and Jac... Actually he look stoned. Not enought sleep ah. Btw, to all girls reading this.... he is single and available and his looks like tat guy from 5566, Wang Ren Fu. Interested hor, let me know leh. I'm be happy to do the intro.
This is another single and available boyfriend material, affectinately known as Meow. Lolx!
Last but not least, the next eligible bf material, Adrian!!! Erm... He's acting cute lor... 美少男!
We sang till 1plus am ah... before we proceeded for mahjong and well... it was more mahjong on Sunday too. Haha!
Alas, back to work.... zzzzzzzz...........
1 comment:
Oy Jie Mei, Can you please have Jason Beng teach Hoon the proper ways of an Ah Beng???? Hurry hurry.
Also, introduce Eligible Bachelor 1 (Meow) and Eligible Bachelor 2 to Ms Janice leh. Hurry before she gets snapped up with some alligators, crocodiles or buayas!!!!!!! hee hee
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